More things that you will say.......
Scenario 1: Bringing a firecracker to the Sports Day to motivate the Bullseye members as Sports Day coincides with Chinese New Year
Mr Thomas: You can bring a firecracker to the Sports Day, since the Sports Day coincides with Chinese New Year and it will fulfill the wish of CFF and Jason Leing. You must bring 100 crackers. In case BE wins, bring 200 more. Release 1 string of crackers when BE is behind, and if BE wins, release all the crackers in remembrance of CFF.
WY: But Mr Thomas, firecrackers are prohibited in the stadium. And it is prohibited by the Principal as mentioned in the Student Code of Conduct.
Mr Thomas: Then if that's the case, you can sack her.
WY: 
Scenario 2: Writing a report to Anwar Ibrahim, Prime Minister of Malaysia to get him to approve the display of Bullseye's banner in the stadium as the stadium authorities had prohibited it.
Me: Mr Thomas, I have to say that we cannot bring our banners to the Sports Day. The Bukit Jalil Stadium authorities laid out these terms and conditions to the school when renting the stadium. Hence, we cannot use the banners to cheer for Bullseye. So sorry to inform this. Ms Sha called me this evening while I was having my shower.
Mr Thomas: Just tell them that Anwar will allow the banner into the stadium. Then they will agree.
Me: But Mr Thomas, the Prime Minister's Office is closed. The Sports Day is tomorrow.
Mr Thomas: Chan is the one who rented the stadium. This is why Chan is a Dirty Crook. He should be sacked.
Me: But nothing can be done. We can't sack him. And I was the one who suggested to the school to use Bukit Jalil Stadium for Sports Day, not Mr Chan.
Mr Thomas: Unless Chan is sacked, Bullseye will lose. Me: But we can show the banner on phones instead.
Mr Thomas: Then why were there crows outside the stadium? If the stadium authorities prohibit banners and flags, why are crows at the stadium if it can pose a danger to people? It's all the doing of Chan. He must've convince the stadium people to bend to his will. He is a Devil and like I said last time, report him to the Sports ministry.
Me: But the Sports ministry has the authority to change the rules. They put it up for a reason.
Mr Thomas: This government is useless. Anwar has not gotten certain things done. Even Hitler is better in getting the job done. If Hitler was here, Bullseye will win. You should invite him tomorrow.
Me: But he is dead, Mr Thomas.
Mr Thomas: Just resurrect him from the dead. If Jesus can be resurrected, I'm sure the great spirit of IA (Idi Amin) can be, too. Then everyone can have access to CFS (Crow Feet Soup) and we can win. But BE can only win if the name is changed to CE (Crowseye). Hail to CE. Hail to CFF. Hail to IA. Down down Chan Lik Hoong. This dirty crook must be rid or else CE will also not win.
Me: But what if CE loses?
Mr Thomas: If you can't resurrect IA, at least invite CFF to the sports day. But she must run or else CE will lose. Hail to CFF. Hail to CE.
Me: But it's a normal school day. Chee Fooi Foon has an important event in her school tomorrow. She can't attend.
Mr Thomas: If CFF cannot attend, Chan Lik Hoong must be absent. If he wishes to attend, he must run 21 times around the track. This is because BE won 8 sports days, 7 Founder's Runs and 6 Nobel Cups. Or you can run. But you must invite Chan to run or else BE cannot win. Then, he can choose to scrape the entire Bull's Eye and expel all Bullseye members.
Scenario 3: Requesting for Mr Chan to be dismissed in order for Bullseye to win the 2025 Founder's Run, and for a League of Nobel to be created just like the League of Nations in 1920, but it should exclude Mr Chan. Hint: Bullseye's score is 920 for Sports Day.
Mr Thomas: The League of Nobel (LON) should be off-limits to Chan. Chan should never be allowed to join. He has caused Bullseye to lose two times. Chan is a scoundrel, just like Hitler. He will never allow anyone to be questioned.
Me: But Mr Thomas, we must own up for the mistakes that happened. It is the fault of the Bullseye members, not Mr Chan.
Mr Thomas: U said that the Bull's Eye was leading in first place after you gave the letter containing our ideas. Instantly it advanced from the last to the first. The only reason why Bullseye was able to perform badly is because of Chan. And Chan was the cause of it. Since he did not allow you into the stadium, and because Chan was present, you should not allow him to join LON.
Me: Mr Thomas, but I calculated the scores on Sports Day. In all cases, Bullseye was performing badly. Mr Chan was just taking photos.
Mr Thomas: Was there a scoreboard on Sports Day?
Me: No. They put the scores on powerpoint when announcing the results.
Mr Thomas: Did you see Chan throughout the overall event?
Me: Yes, Mr Thomas, but he was standing near the grandstand.
Mr Thomas: That's y I was asking. Chan is standing next to Meshach, who is controlling the scores. He'd bribed him and the entire management, who listened to him without opposition. Chan is a cancer that cannot be forgiven. May I ask if the Bullseye stand was full or empty?
Me: There were not many people at the Bullseye stand. In fact, all houses did not have so many people.
Mr Thomas: That's why I said Chan must be sacked. He'd be a dangerous cancer and destroy the school. Chan must be dismissed at all costs. You must dismiss him by the end of the week, or else forget about Bullseye winning the Founder's Run.
Me: What if Chee Fooi Foon declares support and wrote to the school? Can I get the letter endorsed by her?
Mr Thomas: Can, but you must also send a report to the court. Ask Chan to pay the legal fees. You must sue him and force him to change the BE to CE. BE is useless. With the adoption of the name CE, the next twelve years will be victorious.
Me: But I doubt the court will accept it, Mr Thomas. And even if it does, it will take twelve years.
Mr Thomas: Ask all the CE members to lodge police reports. Then they will speed up the case.
Me: But Mr Thomas, it'll be a waste of time and effort. My mum won't support it.
Mr Thomas: Then, you can ask Chee Fooi Foon to support. The court will agree. If the court rules in your favour, Chan must award both 2024 and 2025 to Bullseye, as well as all the losing years.
Me: So this means Bullseye will win every year?
Mr Thomas: Of course.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Me: This is Slamdunk's first year winning the Sports Day, Mr Thomas. Slamdunk had never won any tournament before.
Mr Thomas: Slamdunk had not won before?
Me: Yes, Mr Thomas.
Mr Thomas: Ok. If that's the case, ask Chan to merge BE, TD, HR and SD to form CE. Then, we will win.
Me: But Mr Thomas, Sports Day can only be possible with four houses. With only a single house, there will be no Sports Day.
Mr Thomas: Chan is using the four houses as an excuse to enrich his own lifestyle. The discipline is very bad as opposed to last time, which affects the smooth running of the Sports Day.
Me: But Mr Thomas, I think Sports Day is not affecting him. It is designed to demonstrate good sportsmanship across all the houses.
Mr Thomas: Europe was bisected into communism and capitalism. It has resulted in great injustice for the European people. Division will only destroy society. Hence, it is only right if all the four houses merge into one.
Me: But we are part of the same school, Mr Thomas.
Mr Thomas: At least it'll improve discipline. The discipline is very bad.
Me: What about the League of Nobel? Who should it compose?
Mr Thomas: LON should comprise of you, Chee Fooi foon, Kuan Muk Lang and all the previous members from Bullseye. Appoint one person to represent their batch from BE into the LON. But you must not invite Chan to the LON. He is a demon. America barred Russia from joining NATO because they have no principles.
Other things you will mention......
- Blaming Mr Chan for giving Bullseye a tiger as a mascot when you want the crow, until you realized that a tiger completes the Chinese zodiac as you please as it is a zodiac animal alongside the bull. The mascots for the sports houses are tiger (Bullseye), wolf (Touchdown), dinosaur (Homerun) and eagle (Slamdunk).
- When you found out that Slamdunk had gotten the eagle, you then curse Mr Chan because he had allocated the thing to the wrong house.
- Holding Mr Chan responsible for the Sports Day being held in February 2025 instead of July or November.
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