Strategy to win Sports Day and Nobel Cup 2023
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Strategy to win Nobel Cup
To win the Nobel Cup for Bullseye, we need to win four key sports, namely badminton, table tennis, basketball and captain ball. This is because these sports pool the most number of points. As a good safety measure, it is important to win at least 20 points for all the sports, as this will allow us not only to win Nobel Cup, but also increase the total lead score to 1500 points overall after completion of Nobel Cup.
During all the games, I would like to advise all the Bullseye members to focus on the game and remain calm and cool, as it will allow us to perform at our best. Please rest well and eat healthily before the competition. During the game, try to confuse the opponent. If we cannot strike into the opponent's goal or if the opponent , drive the ball out of the court. Try to strike the ball on long distances. Block the opponent if they were to reach our goal, and shoot high to avoid them. Concentrate well during the game.
For one match, we must win 20 points. If we do so for all events, we can win a total of 500 points for Nobel Cup.
Strategy to win Sports Day
On Sports Day, the FIRST thing we need to do is to get EVERYONE in Bullseye to turn up for Sports Day. This is because according to my predictions, I forsee the management awarding points to each student for participating in the Sports Day by turning up to cheer. So, please ask all the Bullseye members not to book flight tickets first. Please. We need to win Sports Day by having everyone to turn up.
Secondly, for the athletes, please get at least 8 hours of sleep the day before Sports Day, 19th November. And also, please remember to eat GINGER ONIONS as this will allow you to fart during the tournament so that we can shoot like a rocket. Farting will also allow you to perform better as toxins are released and this is also considered good for your health.
In order to win Sports Day, we need to win both FIRST and SECOND place on the podium for three consecutive tournaments of Class 1, 2 and 3 athletes by each gender. This will contribute to a total score of 30 points per class and 90 points for the tournament. For this definition a tournament is a sports event such as 100m, 200m, 300m, etc. In the tournament, there are normally 3 classes of athletes grouped by year level. And in each class, there's a male and female subcategory. Each house has to enter 2 athletes per event.
Winning these 3 consecutive tournaments will add up to a total of 270 points for the tournament, and if we combine it with the points for Nobel Cup and win at least 1st, 2nd or 3rd for the other Sports Day events, we can extend our current 1000 points lead today to over 2000 points on 20th November 2023, which will allow us to lift the champion house trophy.
Points Recording
For Nobel Cup and Sports Day, I hope that the captains can consider to have those Bullseye members who are not participating in any of the sports events to volunteer to stand next to the referee to take down scores. This is so that we can know the results fast enough and that we can plan for the next event. Since there are six sports in the Nobel Cup and a total of 25 courts in total for the cup, I hope that the Bullseye captains can consider to have at least 2 people to station themselves next to the teacher in charge to record the scores. With this, we can know who is the winner of Nobel Cup on the day itself. All that is needed is for all the volunteers to stand next to the teachers who record the scores and just copy from them. They should bring a pencil/pen, a paper and a calculator. After the scores are recorded, they can Whatsapp the scores to the house captain and then we can know the scores for all the houses instantly. This early notice will allow us to plan and strategize for Sports Day and make changes if needed.
Attached are Microsoft Word documents that contain a grid that can be used to take down the scores. There are 2 documents; one for all other competitions, and another for badminton/table tennis. TAKE NOTE THAT BADMINTON IS FOR BADMINTON AND ALL OTHER SPORTS IS FOR OTHER SPORTS. It is suggested to print the following:
For Badminton/Table Tennis = a total of 60 copies, 30 for KS3 and 30 for KS4
For all other sports = a total of 36 copies, 12 for each sport and 6 each for KS3/KS4
Other Housekeeping Affairs
As we do not have a cheer for Sports Day this year, I have come up with this phrase we can scream on Sports Day:
HAIL TO CHEE FOOI FOON!
HAIL TO BULLSEYE!
HING AH HING AH HING FOOK SOON!
I have analyzed the scores over the last 10 years of Nobel's Sports Day, and the most common phrase that is mentioned is "Go Bullseye". If we say that, all the athletes will go to sleep and people will feel bored. So to praise them, we scream "Hail to Bullseye" as it will symbolize hope and positivity.
23rd June is the original Sports Day date, and that date is Hing Fook Soon's birthday. However, because of the heatwave, the sports day was postponed and this results in Hing Fook Soon being robbed of his birthday gift, that is the Bullseye victory. This made him angry, so to compensate, we need to honor him too. Hing Fook Soon is my neighbor and he really wants Bullseye to win for good feng shui.
Chee Fooi Foon is the principal of SJKC Shin Cheng (Harcroft). While it may seem odd to chant a principal's name, we must remember that 55% of Nobelians now come from a Chinese school and over 60% speak Mandarin. People may feel that a principal may be too strict, especially in a SJKC. However, when we say Hail to Chee Fooi Foon, it will personally motivate the athletes of Bullseye, because Chee Fooi Foon has publically expressed support for Bullseye, given that she is a strict principal in SJKC Shin Cheng (Harcroft) and that many people fear her and that she rejects things. I have the attached letter from Chee Fooi Foon to prove it. I have chat with her and am brave to speak to principals, including Ms Bee Yong and have good relations with her. In fact, I speak to Ms Bee Yong very often. Do take note that Chinese school principals do not horse around in hillarious ways like how Ms Bee Yong does.
This is the shortest time to say the house cheer and the easiest. Most house cheers have an average time of 11 seconds to say it. This one can be done in 4 seconds, below the average, so it is easiest to remember.
Please SCREAM as loud as possible in order for Bullseye to win. PLEASE ACT CRAZY AS WELL.
Significance of winning Sports Day 2023
So, people will ask, "Why should Bullseye win Sports Day 2023?" What is the significance of it?
For those who have not been here for a very, very, long time, we must know that in the Junior and Senior School's Sports Day, Bullseye won a total of three victory years back-to-back in 2014, 2015 and 2016, and have won the 2019 and 2020 years, the latter of which we as Bullseye people had the highest Sports Day scores as of the cancellation of that year's Sports Day. As we have the 2019 trophy, we still technically held it in 2021, giving us 2021. And then, we won overall for 2022 and am on track to win 2023.
If we win 2023, we will be having the longest victory streak ever, and this will result in us making history because this is the biggest project ever undertaken by people in Nobel. We will instantly shock Ms Bee Yong overnight because honestly speaking, the management does not want Bullseye to win the Sports Day. In 2017, we lost by one point to Touchdown by a margin of 648-649. This is because the management team awarded the dance competition winner to Slamdunk despite Bullseye having the highest score. Just wait and see. The management can announce anything at the last minute to give us a disadvantage. Just be prepared. Don't say I did not say anything, because it has happened before. EVERY. POINT. COUNTS.
Conclusion
I would like to urge the Bullseye members not to violate any rules set by the teachers to avoid our points getting deducted. We took a total of 11 months to get from third place to first. We don't want to have our effort wasted. If we lose a point, it is the end of us.
I would like to also inform the Bullseye members of a sabotage plot involving some members of those higher-ups and our opponents. I urge the Bullseye people to not be tricked by suspicious things. Please don't sell Bullseye's effort away. We need to win this. Don't reveal any plans or strategies of us to the other houses, including this one.
Just because we have a lead of 1000+ points does not mean it is time for us to let our guard down. We need to keep things going till the finish. My advice is to stay vigilant, stay focused and stay united. Think positively, and the victory will follow. We need everyone's cooperation. Please. Just bear with us for 11 more days and we will win Sports Day 2023.
If you doubt what I said is true, I have proposed similar types of strategies to all the Bullseye captains in the past, including the previous Sports Day of 2019 before the pandemic. I have done predictions and calculations and we adjusted based on my predictions, and hence we won. For your information, I correctly predicted that the management will award points for the Virtual Founder's Run, and we acted on it, resulting in our first place lead till today. I have also predicted the revised date for Sports Day 2023 which is four days apart from the actual day. The predictions have an 80% accuracy. So I hope the Bullseye members can give my method a try.
If anyone of you have any concerns, you can dm me via Instagram (@weiyiang) or Whatsapp me at +60 11-2882 9278. We must make sure Bullseye wins 2023. Maybe you may not know me, but I am committed and am confident we can overcome the obstacles ahead.
Please share this message to many of our Bullseye people if you can. We need to get the message across in order to win. We must win this. There is no time to waste. So once again, please cheer with me.
Hail to Bullseye.
Hail to Bullseye.
Hail to Bullseye.
HAIL TO BULLSEYE!!!
Regards,
Lau Wei Yiang
3rd November 2023
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